Wednesday, June 16, 2010

We're Back Baby!



The long anticipated return of the chief editor, who has been gone since last Wed.  Will return to the Waterford Gardens, for Thursday Night Hockey today at 7pm.

Hear his epic adventures with Gang Green, walking the Newark city streets at night.  Find out what an X-tudo is?  Learn about Brazilian Bikini Waxes.   And the trials and tribulations of making photocopies.   

Also special guest star, that won't be unveiled.  (Hint, he had his own special month dedicated in his honor)

Their is also talks of a Sea Isle trip on Saturday, if anybody is down.

Gang Green you may fire the cannon

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Magoo flustered by dripping sweat

The big happening on a Saturday night, was the xtu Country Fest in Camden.  Its sad to say that the majority of the Waterford Faithful were attending this concert. 

Head cowboy, and steer wrestler Evil Mogilny lasso up the crowd along with his army of mummified girlfriends whom just concluded a 12 hour monster mash at the local graveyard.  The mummies were infatuated with the thousands upon thousands of country enthusiasts.  Partly because the cowboys can cut their loose bandages with their jagged spurs.     



A1 Steak Sauce was also at the concert, advertising for his new misquote flavored road kill sauce.  "Nothing sounds delicious than a dab of A1 misquote on a flatten possum."



The Waterford Youth Hockey Association headed by the Italian, were called into action on Saturday Night.  Carter, Crabs, and Cinnamon were in attendance.  

Chip Douglass scored the game winning on Magoo, whom didn't have his best game.  Montel was denied numerous scoring chances, he was even awarded a penalty shot, and still remain scoreless on the score sheet.

 AI turned into a scarecrow, by standing still along the boards, and seemed disinterest in the action of the game.  He finally got off his pegs, and showed some life in the final minutes.   As scene in the photo below he was a very happy, and joyful scarecrow.  He is waiving to all the scoring opportunities Montel wasted by shooting the ball 20 feet wide of the net.
Waterford Hockey returns on Monday, for evening game at 7pm.  Temperatures are suppose to be in the lower 70s by game time with low humidity. 

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