In a heated display of stupidity, Mr Magoo found a way to dismantle the Waterford Hockey lights. Incident by-stander Cinnamon, warned Magoo the dangers of playing around with high voltage electrical wires.
"I was puzzled at why Magoo was unscrewing the start button to the hockey lights. Doesn't he understand that you push the button and the lights turn on. I saw him, poke around the electrical wires, with his fingers, and was making bold promises that he could hot wire the hockey lights, with his superior electrical knowledge. "
The Chief Editor, went over to the electrical unit, and notice the button was rather loose. He tried to push the start button, and the button disappeared in the electrical box.
Magoo immediately came to the rescue, with his handy toolbox. He reach in his toolbox and pulled out his handy dandy magnet.
"I'm going to suck out that button, with my industrial strength size magnet." Magoo proclaimed
Magoo continued to for several hours, and was unsuccessful at retrieving the fallen start button to the hockey lights.
Young superstar Blue, was rather upset about Magoo's actions. "How did he ruin our lights? What kind of person does this to the Waterford Faithful Brigade?" Blue asked
Quads intervene, "A blind person does"
Blue remarked "Is he really blind?"
"Yeah, look at all the goals he lets up. A trash can on wheels would be a better goaltender." Quads replied
"Like how did he get here. How does a blind person drive a car?" Blue questioned
"Well, that's why you shouldn't allowed him to turn the lights on. Now Waterford hockey is ruined for the summer. Thanks a lot Magoo." Quads remarked
Just as the Waterford Faithful were packing up to leave, Magoo managed to turn the lights on. He finally found the missing start button, that was right in front of his eyes. "The lights are working" Magoo moaned
Now, the button to the lights is dislodged in the electrical unit. Where as before you could just push the button to turn them on. Thanks to Magoo, you have to feel around in the electrical box for the start button, locate the button in pitch dark, somehow position the button in an upright position, make sure the Temple Master is asleep, and then push the button.
So next time, you want to turn the lights on call up Magoo, and he will give vivid detail directions. League Officials have also banned Magoo of coming within 50yards of the electrical box. Waterford Hockey will march on, but please be prepared for a MacGyver course on how to turn the lights on.
This weekend saw no hockey in Sea Isle, small crowds at Waterford, humid temperatures, and a dismantled electrical unit. Let the good times roll.
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