Due to steady rainfall, Saturday's game has been canceled for this week. The Googily Weather Center has confirmed showers in the Waterford area until 3:45pm. This wet conditions has made the surface unplayable to normal skaters.
Players Union Representative Mr. Robo Legs has issued this statement "Its in the best interest of our Waterford Players to stay home and not skate on the wet surface. Roller skates are not intended to skate in slippery conditions, and may cause serious injury."
"However I would recommend everyone to purchase a pair of hydrorobotic inlines, that my team at Robolegs incorporated have developed. This skates have the ability to float over wet surfaces, and glide like a hovercraft in heights up to 3ft of water. Also a nice feature is the wireless remote control system, that attaches inside of your hockey gloves, so you can manually control your hydro functions. So lets say your on a breakaway and you want to deke out the goalie. Just press the hydro button on your wireless remote and you can distract the goaltender by hovering off the ground and score a spectacular goal."
Next schedule game time would be Monday at 7pm, but I'm willing to play on Sunday if anybody is interested.
The Chief Editor
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