Live from the Googily Media Center here is head news anchor Dan Greenoff
"Hello I'm Dan Greenoff for the the Googily Gazette News.
Due to severe weather and world series pandemonium, Hockey at the Waterford Gardens is suspended until further notice. When play resumes we'll keep you posted.
Other news is the important court case of Gang Green, who is schedule for this Tuesday. He is arrange for a Drunk Driving charges from late September. We will bring you the live press conference, after the judge's verdict.
Also Quad Skates is crowned the best Nickname in the history of Waterford Hockey. He edge out War Machine, Boytanio, and Humping Wall Machine for this prestigious honor. Once again Quad Skates you are proven testiment to mankind that inferior quad technology still has a place in the modern inline world.
In other news the Waterford Whalers suffered their season opener lost 11-5, and will host team Shop Rite on Wednesday night at the Voorhees Skate Zone at 10pm. Come out and support your hometown Whalers, more information can be found on their website at thedailywhaler.blogspot.com
I'm Dan Greenoff signing off from the Googily Media Center"
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