The icicles frozen to the Waterford Hockey rink, couldn't keep away the faithful in carloads of eager participants in the first annual "Chia Pet Porkchop Winter Classic Dance Party."
Temperatures were in the lower teens and at one point reach a meager 9 degrees. Game time attendance was at all time high with 20 skaters and 2 goalies to set a 2009 record.
Mr.Chop himself starting the event by bringing his Casio silver boom box, with 12 D size batteries. He pop in his mix tape, and the party had officially started.
His first dance, was to the tune of Rick James "Super Freak". He position the boom box in the middle of the center face off circle. He was procedding with a few toe tapping moves that would put the Lord of the Dance to shame.
PorkChop had the crowd in a frenzy when he attempted a double back flip split, over his Casio sliver boom box. As he was building up furious speed around his own blue-line, he tripped over a a phantom rock that has haunted previous Waterford Hockey players.
The Chop, landed face first before the third chorus of "Super Freak" had ended. He had to be carried off in a stretcher, he didn't have any movement in his upper Chop body. But he did manage to give a thumbs up to the crowd to show his gratitude.
So with 19 skaters, 2 goalies, and 1 boom box the nigh continue in the honor of a Mr. PorkChop.
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