Saturday, May 22, 2010

A1 Nets Game Winner in OT

In a true wheel busting marathon, Saturday Night Hockey turn into one of the greatest 7-game series of all time.  Emery was called upon in net, after spending the season on the "Inactive" roster, from a case of "Superstar Sniper Grandeur"

On the other end, was new comer Mr. Magoo shown in the photo below adjusting his sport goggles.
The A1 and AI team, had a commanding 2-0 lead in the series.  But Montel lead the Emery team back into contention with breathtaking re-directions, and blazing speed through the neutral zone.  Opponent Mr. Robo was baffled at the skill level Montel was competing at.

"I thought I was the only player in Waterford, with the special Anti Gravity Skates.  I've never scene Montel skate that fast every in my life.  If he keeps it up, he is going to break the all-time record for goals in a Waterford season, held by the acclaimed Joel Otto in 2006"

With the series deadlocked at 3 games a piece, the 7th games was shaping up to be a classic.  AI and A1 jumped to an early 4-0 lead in the decisive game.  But Montel, fought bravely to tied the game at 4-4, to send game 7 into OT.

In Overtime, chances were exchanged like a fat man at a Chinese All You Can Eat Buffet.  Mr. Magoo kept Montel, at bay by using the post and crossbar as a means of defense.   Bumble Bee Tuna (scene in the photo below)



attempted a slapshot from the point.  The Chief Editor blocked the shot, and flicked a pass to A1 Steak Sauce on a breakaway.  A1 all alone against Emery head faked left, and right, than he tipped over and splashed a gallon of A1 Steak Sauce onto Emery's mylec goal pads.  Emery confused and upset about A1 tipping over, didn't notice the shot A1 released that beat him blocker side for the game winning goal.

"Hooray A1!!!!" the crowd cheered.

A1 skated to the podium to receive his Conn Symth for his heroic effort in the 7 game series, and acknowledged his fans.

"Next time, you bite into your favorite meat product, please use A1 Steak Sauce.  Its great on meats, potatoes, radishes, cucumbers, carrots, lettuce, tomatoes, or any food choice of your own.  It also can spice up that boring tuna casserole.  Studies have shown that 25% of A1 Steak Sauce in your diet, can lead to a better quality of life.  So, from everyone at Kraft Food Corporation use A1 and you'll be having fun."



Waterford Hockey returns on Tuesday, for a special Wet Hot American game.  7pm start

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