13 trades, 23 broken wheels, and 1 Wet Hot were apart of the Waterford Hockey Memorial Day Matinee. With temperatures hovering around the mid 80s, and the surface thermometer in the lower 100s, game play was at a sluggish standstill.
Wet Hot decided to suit up in the sweltering heat. He made a proclamation to the Waterford Faithful who decided to play that day.
"I just want to let everyone know, that I'm not taking off these goalie pads until we're finish for the day. I have very sensitive arm pits that burn in pain if they are wet and expose to direct sunlight. It's called Wet Hot American Armpit syndrome. I usually see a Native American Holistic Doctor, that gives me bull urine to rub on the sensitize armpit area. But he started to charge me outrageous prices, so now I have to sterilize the armpits with my own home remedy of human urine and Tabasco sauce. The pain is starting to materialize, so lets get this show on the road."
In the opposite goal, was Yan Denni (shown in the photo below). Who just finished a mud run in the Atco Pinelands.
The game action was very slow, and tiresome. Wet Hot demanded the game to be over, so he could soak his sensitive armpits. Mr. Magoo playing out of net for a change, scored 3 goals in the decisive game 7.
AI, was so frustrated that he slashed his own goaltender Wet Hot in the back of the calf.
AI screamed "I don't care about your god damn sensitive armpits."
In the closing minutes of game 7, the Chief Editor broke a wheel, on a 2-1. Fake the pass to Mr. Magoo, toe drag the ball and shot 5-hole to win the game.
Wet Hot was relieved to get out of net.
Waterford Hockey returns next weekend. The Chief Editor will be out of town for the rest of the week. If you want to play during the week contact AI, or A1 to schedule a game. Or wait till Sat June 5 for a 7pm game time.
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