Magoo Tuesday Night Hockey

Come tonight for a special Mr. Magoo Tuesday Night Hockey at 7pm. 

All fans receive special Magoo sport goggles, as shown below

Don't miss your chance to score on  Magoo, and have him tell you "Its going to be a great day"

7pm start.

Drum Roll Please, Your History Will be Made Winner is.......

Sea Isle Video

Sea Isle Success

Waterford Hockey officially took over the Sea Isle rink, last Saturday night.  Record turnouts of 12 skaters from the faithful, showed up in some sort of fashion.

Season veteran Tom made his comeback from a 2 year absence, along with Quads, Stilts, Magoo, A1, Master P, Scores A Lot, Joey, Brown, Tyler, Loopole, and the Chief Editor.

In the game action, Scores A lot took over the game.  The bigger size rink, along with better talent on his line with Selanne, and Bure.  Scores A lot scored 23 goals in a 2 hour time span.

A1 Steak Sauce who was filling in at goal, was so frustrated by the Scores A lot attack, that he tipped over and broke into a thousand A1 glass pieces.  The Sea Isle maintenance crew, had to sweep up the glass, and A1 was eventually glued back together and forced out of net.

At the other goal end, Mr Magoo was rather impressive in the early performance.  His legion of underage female fans, gave Magoo a spark in net. 

"Oh!!! Magoo!!!" the girls shouted.

Magoo acknowledge the fans with a wink and smile.

"I love your glasses" the girls shouted again

But as the clock reached 8pm, his fans had to retreat home in time to catch his classic Mr. Magoo episodes on the Nick at Night channel.

The hockey at Sea Isle was at a higher level, than the Waterford Faithful are used to. Quad Skates turn the ball over 46 times, on average, instead of his steady 23 times a game average.

Stilts had a difficult time adjusting to the smooth latex surface.  But was rather pleased with the trip to Sea Isle

"This is such a treat to skate with cool and chill people.  I'm lucky that all the BAGS went fist pumping with the Montel Jersey Shore line." Stilts remarked

The night concluded with a trip to the Italian pizza place. With a full mouth of dripping cheese, Quads said "Sea Isle is awesome.  Now Master P lets go get some cotton candy, and go on the tea cups"

Master P smiled and nodded with agreement.

Waterford Hockey will return in Sea Isle on the July 10.  Don't miss your chance on The Googily Gazette calls "The Hockey Event of the Summer", The Daily Whalers calls it "Without Steve Arena bitching about how long it takes to drive to Sea Isle, it is such a divine experience."  The Master P Monthly raves "Its Hockey with whip cream, and chocolate chips."

Video will be posted soon

We're Back Baby!

The long anticipated return of the chief editor, who has been gone since last Wed.  Will return to the Waterford Gardens, for Thursday Night Hockey today at 7pm.

Hear his epic adventures with Gang Green, walking the Newark city streets at night.  Find out what an X-tudo is?  Learn about Brazilian Bikini Waxes.   And the trials and tribulations of making photocopies.   

Also special guest star, that won't be unveiled.  (Hint, he had his own special month dedicated in his honor)

Their is also talks of a Sea Isle trip on Saturday, if anybody is down.

Gang Green you may fire the cannon

Montel History Will be Made

Emery History Wil be Made

Magoo History Will be made

Quads History Will be made

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Magoo flustered by dripping sweat

The big happening on a Saturday night, was the xtu Country Fest in Camden.  Its sad to say that the majority of the Waterford Faithful were attending this concert. 

Head cowboy, and steer wrestler Evil Mogilny lasso up the crowd along with his army of mummified girlfriends whom just concluded a 12 hour monster mash at the local graveyard.  The mummies were infatuated with the thousands upon thousands of country enthusiasts.  Partly because the cowboys can cut their loose bandages with their jagged spurs.     

A1 Steak Sauce was also at the concert, advertising for his new misquote flavored road kill sauce.  "Nothing sounds delicious than a dab of A1 misquote on a flatten possum."

The Waterford Youth Hockey Association headed by the Italian, were called into action on Saturday Night.  Carter, Crabs, and Cinnamon were in attendance.  

Chip Douglass scored the game winning on Magoo, whom didn't have his best game.  Montel was denied numerous scoring chances, he was even awarded a penalty shot, and still remain scoreless on the score sheet.

 AI turned into a scarecrow, by standing still along the boards, and seemed disinterest in the action of the game.  He finally got off his pegs, and showed some life in the final minutes.   As scene in the photo below he was a very happy, and joyful scarecrow.  He is waiving to all the scoring opportunities Montel wasted by shooting the ball 20 feet wide of the net.

Waterford Hockey returns on Monday, for evening game at 7pm.  Temperatures are suppose to be in the lower 70s by game time with low humidity.