Saturday, June 19, 2010

Sea Isle Success

Waterford Hockey officially took over the Sea Isle rink, last Saturday night.  Record turnouts of 12 skaters from the faithful, showed up in some sort of fashion.

Season veteran Tom made his comeback from a 2 year absence, along with Quads, Stilts, Magoo, A1, Master P, Scores A Lot, Joey, Brown, Tyler, Loopole, and the Chief Editor.

In the game action, Scores A lot took over the game.  The bigger size rink, along with better talent on his line with Selanne, and Bure.  Scores A lot scored 23 goals in a 2 hour time span.

A1 Steak Sauce who was filling in at goal, was so frustrated by the Scores A lot attack, that he tipped over and broke into a thousand A1 glass pieces.  The Sea Isle maintenance crew, had to sweep up the glass, and A1 was eventually glued back together and forced out of net.

At the other goal end, Mr Magoo was rather impressive in the early performance.  His legion of underage female fans, gave Magoo a spark in net. 

"Oh!!! Magoo!!!" the girls shouted.

Magoo acknowledge the fans with a wink and smile.

"I love your glasses" the girls shouted again

But as the clock reached 8pm, his fans had to retreat home in time to catch his classic Mr. Magoo episodes on the Nick at Night channel.

The hockey at Sea Isle was at a higher level, than the Waterford Faithful are used to. Quad Skates turn the ball over 46 times, on average, instead of his steady 23 times a game average.

Stilts had a difficult time adjusting to the smooth latex surface.  But was rather pleased with the trip to Sea Isle

"This is such a treat to skate with cool and chill people.  I'm lucky that all the BAGS went fist pumping with the Montel Jersey Shore line." Stilts remarked


The night concluded with a trip to the Italian pizza place. With a full mouth of dripping cheese, Quads said "Sea Isle is awesome.  Now Master P lets go get some cotton candy, and go on the tea cups"

Master P smiled and nodded with agreement.

Waterford Hockey will return in Sea Isle on the July 10.  Don't miss your chance on The Googily Gazette calls "The Hockey Event of the Summer", The Daily Whalers calls it "Without Steve Arena bitching about how long it takes to drive to Sea Isle, it is such a divine experience."  The Master P Monthly raves "Its Hockey with whip cream, and chocolate chips."

Video will be posted soon

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