Potter terrorizes Waterford Hockey Again

Hours before his International Film Premiere of "Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 1", Mr. Potter decided to take a little stroll around the Waterford Gardens in his purple scooter. 

Unaware of the presence of a loud mouth Potter, Gang Green pulled into the parking lot looking for a pleasant game of Waterford Hockey.  What happen next, classifies as an act of Potter terrorism.

"Whats up, everybody!  Its your favorite Waterford Elite personality Rosco Gang Green!"

"Who has a gay name like Gang Green?  Go get some new sweat pants, you middle aged Billy Bob Thornton!" a smirked Harry Potter commented.

"Whoa, who brought the disgruntle Harry Potter to the Waterford Gardens!  Hey Harry, get some manners and shut the hell up!" Gang Green replied

Harry Potter continued to touch his private areas, and repeated remarks on the appearance of the Rosco Gang Green.  "Hey Mister, you look like a Gorilla with a receding hairline.  The Bronx Zoo called, and they want their 500 pound gorilla back!" 

Gang Green non to thrilled about the comments of his Gorilla like appearance, fire back at the Harry Potter "Well your Mom, didn't mind last night!  She was all over this sexy body."

AI had to intervene between the two, and try to start a game of Waterford Hockey.  "Come on guys, lets stop fighting with the 15yr old scooter gang and go back to playing hockey.  Plus my High is wearing off, and I'm about to bounce soon.  Coldplay has a bong hit waited for me at his crib."

The highly anticipated rematch of Magoo vs Gang Green was on display.  Two powerhouse goaltenders, of the Waterford Elite.  One with an injury prone track record, and the other prone to taking dives.  It was the battle of who was going to fake an injury first and quit.. 

Harry Potter and his scooter Gang decided to watch from the end with Magoo in net.  Taunting and making fun of the poor sighted goaltender.  "Hey Magoo, You couldn't stop a Yoga sized inflatable ball!   

Harry Potter's Mom exercising on a Yoga sized inflatable ball

Mr. Magoo used to be heckled at his day job, of a newspaper delivery man.  Ignored the taunts and continue his horrible play in net.

Potter realizing that Mr. Magoo wasn't paying attention to him, decided to run to the other end of the rink and terrorize the other goaltender.  "Gang Green, You improperly fill out your W-2.  Instead of Single dependent Male it should say Single Sad Middle Aged Gorilla!"

Gang Green shouted back at Harry and company  "Potter, If you don't shut up, I'm going to beat your 14yr old ass.  I've already been to prison for fighting a minor at a Phillies game, so I'm not afraid of doing it again!"

"Go wash your underwear,, or have the zookeepers hose you down!"  Harry Potter remarked

"Harry I'm warning you!"  Gang Green barked

Harry Potter and company decided to taunt Gang Green with "Gorilla!  Gorilla! Gorilla!"  after the 8th gorilla chant Potter hock a large loogie on Gang Green's green jersey.

"That's it"  Gang Green hopped over the boards in full goalie equipment, and started to chase after Harry Potter.  A scared Harry Potter started to run away, and continued his potty mouth.  "Come and chase me, old man!"

 Gang Green in total hysteria started to sprint after him, and then heard a loud crack in his foot.

"Ahh.. My Toe!!!"  Gang Green fumbled to the ground in pain.  "That's it I'm done"

Harry Potter in the loud distance running for his life from the deranged Rosco Gang Green shouted "That's what you get for being a 500 pound gorilla!"

So Gang Green had won the battle of faking an injury first and quitting on Thursday Night Hockey.  Great job Gang Green! 

There will be Sat afternoon hockey with hosts, Italian and AI.  Please contact either of those two for game times.  Also a Black Fri afternoon game at 2pm on November 26.  Do your shopping early and come out for a matinee game. 

Stay connected on Facebook, or the Googily Gazette.  If you see any soccer BAGs on the hockey rink, please go and pick up their soccer ball and punt it in the woods.  Then call Gang Green, and Evil Mogilny to regulate, the situation.