Waterford Hockey experienced some great games last week. On Thursday a turnout of 4-4 with 2 goalies were present. Mr Magoo turned up his game to a new level by making 23 saves on 53 shots.
The start of the game was overshadowed by a lethal Scooter Gang, who wouldn't leave the Waterford Garden confines. Their candy eating, colorful scooting, and portly Ginger "O'Doyle" Ruling appearance were annoying the Waterford faithful.
Scooter Gang Leader Harry Potter threaten everyone with an attempt to urinate on the Waterford Gardens Face-off circle. "What are you going to do, if I fly over the face-off circle and piss all over your shitty rink." Harry Potter exclaimed.
Mr Magoo non-to please about the threat, shouted back at the poor bathroom manner Harry Potter "If you urinate on our rink, I'm going to kick you off of your purple flying scooter, and make you like your own piss."
Harry Potter, not scared of the threat of Mr. Magoo. Verbally attacked Mr. Magoo's 1986 Silver and White Lebaron. "Well, at least I don't drive a piece of junk car, that was made right after the first Back to the Future movie. Like who drives a convertible, that was featured in the motion picture "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" John Candy called and he wants his shower curtain rings back."
Mr. Magoo boiling with frustration, now was furious of the attacks of his beloved 1986 Lebaron. "That's it Potter. I'm going to ring your little neck for those comments."
Trying to run after the speedy Harry Potter on a purple scooter. Mr. Magoo was determine to cause some physical pain. But fortunately for Harry Potter, Magoo ran in the wrong direction as his eye sight was blurred from the sweat of humiliation.
"You're going to get it now!" Mr. Magoo shouted. As he grab a bush, in the Pope's garden, Magoo attempted to swing and punch the nonhuman object. "Take this, and this! Nobody makes fun of the Lebaron and gets away with it! Now take a dose of a knuckle sandwich, you punk scooter kids!"
The loud noises, were accompanied by the sounds of branches, and thorns being stabbed in our clueless Magoo. "Ah.!!! For the love of God! Stop!!!"
A defeated Magoo appeared. Bloody, tired, and bush whacked Magoo crawled back to the Waterford Gardens. "Well I showed those Scooter Punks, that no one messes with the Mr. Magoo"
In the loud distance the scooter Gang, halfway down the Old White Hose Pike shouted "Magoo, your Lebaron smells like old people!"
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