Wet Hot and A1 Return

Driving down the Old White Horse Pike, a loud chant coming from the Waterford Gardens could be heard from miles away.  It sounded like a Native American rain dance.  But to the Waterford Faithful it were the words of the greatest goaltender ever to live on this planet.

It went a little like this "Wet Hot! Wet Hot! Wet Hot!"

 Dave Lang as shown in the photo above, in a sexy pose.   Return to his legion of fans, who showered him with "Wet Hot" chants.

One star struck fan, had this to say.  "When I saw the American Flag Bandanna.  I wet my pants."

Wet Hot was on top of his game, with an impressive 0.45 GAA and a 98% SV percentage.  The only player who had any success of scoring on Wet Hot, was the Italian

shown in the photo above playing his homeland sport of Football.  The Italian managed 3 goals against Wet Hot in the final game.  When reach for comment, the Italian had this to say "I like to score."

Saturday also saw the return of Internet Sensation and Porter Steak House Lovers, A1 Steak Sauce.  A1 was complementary to the outstanding goaltending performance of Wet Hot.  A1 eluded defense-men and had his personal best of 8goals.  A1 compared his role of Montel, of camping out in front and awaiting golden scoring opportunities.  

Montel was not in the presence of the Waterford Faithful, when asked the whereabouts of Montel, Master P had this to say "He is probably selling Obama coins, or buying white make-up to complete his mime costume. "

By the end of the night, the "Wet Hot" chants had reached a louder decimal that the local authorities had to stop by.

"What is all this Wet Hot nonsense about?" police officer Joe asked.

 All the fans, were in a trance of the remarkable performance Wet Hot was giving in net, that nobody answer the police officer's question.

Police Officer Joe, tried to get the attention of some of the fans by lightly tapping them on their shoulders, but was unsuccessful.  As Officer Joe, question what was going on, he turned to watch the live game action, and  was transformed in a state of unconsciousness. He was in "awe" of what he was watching.

He was watching Wet Hot, sliding across his crease making a fantastic two pad slide save.  Wet Hot stretching his right leg to make another pad save.  Wet Hot drinking his water bottle.  Then a shot from the point hit Wet Hot in the throat, but Wet Hot didn't flinch, or make a sound.

Wet Hot just screamed "That shot was going for my throat, but luckily I have a throat guard on my face mask, to prevent such a travesty."

Police officer Joe's partner tried to awake Joe, from the Wet Hot trance he was under.  But the legion of fans had a new comer to join their thunderous chants of.....

"Wet Hot! Wet Hot! Wet Hot!"

Waterford Hockey returns for a special Sunday Night game in honor of Iroc rider Herr Evil Mogilny.  Get there early for free autographs, and chance to take a picture of the classic 1987 midnight blue Chevy Camaro Iroc.  7pm start