Master P Moment 2011

Master P sporting his festive New Years look

To bring in the New Year here at the Googily Gazette we bring you the first Master P moment of 2011.  As shown in the photo above( with the make-up of his favorite hip hop duo of the insane clown posse) Master P was in a heated conversation with a curious transit commuter about the environment.  

It started out at the very end of a bizarre New Years eve night.  The Master P, Mogilny, the chief editor and brother went out to Brooklyn for a Flock of Seagulls New Years eve bash.  To summarize that party, would be an insult to the innocent bystanders who participant in such a great event.  Mogilny's shock expression told most of the insanity that transpired.  "I now have stories to tell the rest of my adult life."  A wide eyed Mogilny commented. 

As the night ended, the foursome waited at the Path train station for their 530am train ride home.  The four standing on the cold platform, killing time and still pondering what their minds had engulfed from the Flock of Seagulls party mayhem. 

While waiting with the other party goers of the New Years eve night.   A curious pink suitcase and jacket observer approached the group.  She pointed at the face painted Master P and asked "Why is he the only person with his face painted.  The rest of you look normal, and this guy (referring to Master P) looks ridiculous."

Mogilny chimed in "You don't know what kind of ridiculous we experienced tonight."

"It just doesn't make any sense to me.  I feel like the rest of you guys should have your faces painted as well." pink suitcase lady commented.

"I was the only person who wanted to participated in the festivities of that party.  I don't think you should judge me on my sheer willingness to ride a wave with Flock of Seagulls."  Master P responded

"What kind of party was this?  How much did you have to drink?" pink suitcase lady replied

"Well we bought a 24 pack of Pabst.  Then we ran out of that.  So I went around and took whatever I could find.  I scrummage out a drop full of wine from some stranded bottles.  I stole a bottle of champagne, and I lick the bottom of some liquor bottles to satisfy my thirst."  Master P said

"You sound like one of the most shadiest person I ever met."  pink suitcase lady commented

"Why does that make me a shady person?" Master P questioned.

"You just admitted to lurking around and stealing other people's alcohol.  Who does something like that?" pink suitcase lady replied.

"You don't know me.  I'm a very honorable person.  I volunteer for the US government, by taking care of the environment.  I lived in the Nevada desert smoking weed everyday, and doing a shit load of hallucinogenics.  As the drugs wore off,  I managed to clear trails and became one with mother earth."  Master P remarked

"That doesn't mean you know anything about the environment.  You just cut down some branches and cleared brush.  You're just a glorified landscaper."  pink suitcase lady replied.

"Don't tell me I don't know anything.  What the hell do you know about the environment?"  Master P responded.

"Well actually I'm an environmental engineer."  pink suitcase lady rebutted.

Master P baffled by her response had no remark.  Mogilny in a hysteria of laughter fell to the Path train platform. 

"I work for a company that designs water drinking systems, and landfills.  So I think I have an idea about the environment." pink suitcase lady continued.

"That's total bullshit.  I do more on my own to help the environment.  I'm currently in a project called "Dumpster Dive a meal".  I go from Dumpster to Dumpster and eat package food that normally goes to waste.  I don't eat half eaten food or anything like that.  Fuck that shit.  I'm preserving landfill space and the waste that goes through the preparation of each food product.

You see there is a lot of waste that goes through each food product.  The materials used for packaging, are made at an industrial plant.  Than the workers whom work at these plants eat food and produce garbage.  Than the gas that is used for the transportation of the food products pollutes our atmosphere.  All of this goes into making slice bread.

To conclude, my dumpster diving prevents the exploitation of the Capitalistic pigs who burn solid materials to produce simple food items."  Professor Master P discussed .

"Why would I take anything seriously from a person who has their face painted like a jugglo from the Insane Clown Posse. "  pink suitcase lady commented

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It case you're wondering who the Insane Clown Posse are here is a little treat of their hit single "Miracles".  Can you tell which ICP member has the same make-up as the Master P?  Happy New Year!