Its Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Super Spectacular Hockey fun time at 7pm. Lots of Mayhem! Mayhem! Mayhem! Bring a Friend! Friend! Friend! To play Hockey! Hockey! Hockey! At 7! 7! 7!
Also I would like to congratulate Stilts for winning last week's online poll of this year's MVP. It was a close race for second as Master P and Montel both had the same amount of votes. As for Coldplay who probably voted for himself finished dead last with only 1 vote.
Sunday Hockey at a 7pm start time
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Sunday Night Hockey at 7pm
Last night's gathering was rather lackluster as is was get away night at the Waterford Hockey Grounds. We had stellar goaltending performance by Tyree Emery. He is preforming at high rate of consistency and showing great promise for a rookie goalie.
But the night wasn't a total lost as Aubure and Messier made a triumph return to Waterford. As usual Aubure ran out of wheels within the first 3 line changes. He is now skating on one wheel between both skates. I would recommend on purchasing a pair of rollerballs, the revolutionary skates by the Home Shopping Network.
Next schedule gathering is Sunday at 7pm, please R.S.V.P., by commenting or posting on the blog.
But the night wasn't a total lost as Aubure and Messier made a triumph return to Waterford. As usual Aubure ran out of wheels within the first 3 line changes. He is now skating on one wheel between both skates. I would recommend on purchasing a pair of rollerballs, the revolutionary skates by the Home Shopping Network.
Next schedule gathering is Sunday at 7pm, please R.S.V.P., by commenting or posting on the blog.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Hockey Tonight at 6pm
The Googily Weather Center has made a mandatory announcement; "All Waterford Hockey Players must go outside and play in these outstanding weather conditions. Game time temperature will be 67 degrees Fahrenheit with a calming 3 mph breeze coming from the West South West."
Don't be a slouch and lace up the skates!
6pm Start Time
Don't be a slouch and lace up the skates!
6pm Start Time
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
The Kid's Return
With the absence of the new sheriff of Waterford County Stilts, it was open range for all outlaws and BAGs at the Waterford Hockey grounds on Monday Night. Billy the Kid took advantage of this opportunity and called his posses to loot the Waterford Faithful players.
"Alright Boys, lets make a ruckus of this hockey rink." The Kid proclaimed
Right before face-off a transaction between the two teams was made. Bill the Kid was traded with a barrel of barley for the rights of Scores A-lot. The Chief Editor's squad made the transaction because they really needed some barley to feed his horses who were famished from an incident with a French Clown and a Woodshop teacher. So he had to give away his greatest asset the 1 player in the Waterford hockey league, for a barrel of barley and an above average player of Billy the Kid.
At first the Chief Editor's looked like a genius, his team easily won game1 with a shoutout victory, Billy the Kid contributed in both ends with a goal and numerous defensive stops. His horses were merely enjoying the fresh barely in their feeders, and were starting to regain their strength.
In game2 they were ahead 1-0 and were looking to put the team up 2-0 in the series. Then Scores A lot stepped onto the rink, and it was beginning of a very long night for the Chief Editor.
Scores A lot toyed with his opponent stick handling around Boytanio, like he was a marching band member without an instrument. He than used his speed around the Chief Editor, Peja, and anyone else who lunged at his prowess speed through the neutral zone. In about 20mins The Chief Editor's team went from a 1-0 lead in the series, to a 4-1 series defeat at the hands of this talented hockey god.
The Chief Editor didn't handle the defeat with grace and look to his teammates for answers.
"What happen guys? We were dominating in the first game and than it all fell apart when Scores A Lot stepped on the rink. We had Scores A Lot on our team and we traded him for practically nothing. Well I did get a barrel of barley to feed my horses so it wasn't a total lost. But still why did we trade Scores A Lot? Like I would of been happy if we got some talent in return, at least somebody that knew how to shoot, or could skate . We got practically nothing in return"
Billy the Kid wasn't the least amused by The Chief Editor's comments, he didn't hesitate to reach for his six shooter, and justify his feelings
"You're a Dick"
"Alright Boys, lets make a ruckus of this hockey rink." The Kid proclaimed
Right before face-off a transaction between the two teams was made. Bill the Kid was traded with a barrel of barley for the rights of Scores A-lot. The Chief Editor's squad made the transaction because they really needed some barley to feed his horses who were famished from an incident with a French Clown and a Woodshop teacher. So he had to give away his greatest asset the 1 player in the Waterford hockey league, for a barrel of barley and an above average player of Billy the Kid.
At first the Chief Editor's looked like a genius, his team easily won game1 with a shoutout victory, Billy the Kid contributed in both ends with a goal and numerous defensive stops. His horses were merely enjoying the fresh barely in their feeders, and were starting to regain their strength.
In game2 they were ahead 1-0 and were looking to put the team up 2-0 in the series. Then Scores A lot stepped onto the rink, and it was beginning of a very long night for the Chief Editor.
Scores A lot toyed with his opponent stick handling around Boytanio, like he was a marching band member without an instrument. He than used his speed around the Chief Editor, Peja, and anyone else who lunged at his prowess speed through the neutral zone. In about 20mins The Chief Editor's team went from a 1-0 lead in the series, to a 4-1 series defeat at the hands of this talented hockey god.
The Chief Editor didn't handle the defeat with grace and look to his teammates for answers.
"What happen guys? We were dominating in the first game and than it all fell apart when Scores A Lot stepped on the rink. We had Scores A Lot on our team and we traded him for practically nothing. Well I did get a barrel of barley to feed my horses so it wasn't a total lost. But still why did we trade Scores A Lot? Like I would of been happy if we got some talent in return, at least somebody that knew how to shoot, or could skate . We got practically nothing in return"
Billy the Kid wasn't the least amused by The Chief Editor's comments, he didn't hesitate to reach for his six shooter, and justify his feelings
"You're a Dick"
Monday, October 19, 2009
Mon Night Hockey at 6pm
To accommodate all Phillies fans, tonight's game will start at the early bird special of 6pm. So get there early and receive complementary potato bar access.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Washed away till Tuesday
The Googily Weather Center has issued a flash flood alert for the following counties, Robotica, Quadeyland, Boyford Borough, Gang Green Island, and Smiley Cat Arena. Please be advised to take the necessary precautions and stay clear of the Waterford Hockey Rink until further notice.
I would like to congratulate Brian Boytanio for wining the online poll for best goalie in Waterford History. You are a true inspiration to all figure skaters who could never make the transition into hockey. Keep up the outstanding goaltending.
I would like to congratulate Brian Boytanio for wining the online poll for best goalie in Waterford History. You are a true inspiration to all figure skaters who could never make the transition into hockey. Keep up the outstanding goaltending.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Wed Night Hockey at 730pm
As you can tell by the Googily Weather Center icon next to this post, it is calling for rain for tomorrow and the weekend. So lets get some hockey in before the storm. Special 730pm Start tonight. Also if anybody is around tomorrow afternoon, Skatezone is having open roller at 3pm-430pm. Stay connected for further details
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
From the Heavens came Stilts
It was a windy and chilly Tuesday Night at the Waterford Gardens. The Bag-o Meter was showing rather low activity for the evening. It may have been caused by a clearance of John Deer apparel at the local K-Mart.
To the privilege few who attended it was a full court game with 2 goalies. Billy the Kid brought his posse into town looking to score some goals, and any booze he could get his hands on.
But unfortunately for the Kid, a new sheriff had arrived and he went by the name of Stilts. "Billy I know your used to bulling around these poor folks around here, but we're not going to take this crap. So pack up your horses and get on your way."
Billy the Kid wasn't the least amused "I have the fastest shot in the East, and I'm not going to be pushed around by some 8ft giant. Lets settle the score on the courts."
The courageous Stilts pick up his gloves and stick and proceeded to line up for the faceoff. Once the ball was dropped it was game on.
Billy the Kid was repeatedly set up in slot, but the passes were interrupted by Stilts long reach. The Kid was getting frustrated.
"Darn gone it. That Robotic Half Man can't make a pass to save his life. This fellow by the name of Coldplay is rather a feverish young man. I don't understand why he is dressed like a fool with such a handsome full beard. He skates like a mule with a hindered leg."
Stilts showed his poised and leadership by playing well in both ends. He amazed the Kid by his pinpoint accuracy and speed. With his team trailing in the series Stilts roof a wrap-around shot that motivated his team.
The series went into overtime and the Kid had to rattle the young super star. So as the ball went into the corner boards, Billy cocked his 6-shooter and fired at Stilts. It made such a loud noise, that both teams had to stop.
Coldplay went over to the aid of Stilts, who was stretch out along the far corner boards. He was lying on the ground, but to the astonishment of Coldplay there was no blood, or any marks on his body. Stilts got up on his own and stared right at the Bill the Kid and his posse.
"It looks like your 6-shooter is just as accurate as your one-timer. We're not afraid of your violent acts anymore Kid."
The game resumed back into overtime, it didn't take long before Stilts received a pass down the wing, and fired a shot high right to the blocker side for the game winner.
Billy the Kid displeased, pick up his belonging and called for his posse to round up and push off for the night.
Coldplay began to celebrate the goal of Stilts "When I ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuule the world"
Next scheduled game on Wed at 7pm
To the privilege few who attended it was a full court game with 2 goalies. Billy the Kid brought his posse into town looking to score some goals, and any booze he could get his hands on.
But unfortunately for the Kid, a new sheriff had arrived and he went by the name of Stilts. "Billy I know your used to bulling around these poor folks around here, but we're not going to take this crap. So pack up your horses and get on your way."
Billy the Kid wasn't the least amused "I have the fastest shot in the East, and I'm not going to be pushed around by some 8ft giant. Lets settle the score on the courts."
The courageous Stilts pick up his gloves and stick and proceeded to line up for the faceoff. Once the ball was dropped it was game on.
Billy the Kid was repeatedly set up in slot, but the passes were interrupted by Stilts long reach. The Kid was getting frustrated.
"Darn gone it. That Robotic Half Man can't make a pass to save his life. This fellow by the name of Coldplay is rather a feverish young man. I don't understand why he is dressed like a fool with such a handsome full beard. He skates like a mule with a hindered leg."
Stilts showed his poised and leadership by playing well in both ends. He amazed the Kid by his pinpoint accuracy and speed. With his team trailing in the series Stilts roof a wrap-around shot that motivated his team.
The series went into overtime and the Kid had to rattle the young super star. So as the ball went into the corner boards, Billy cocked his 6-shooter and fired at Stilts. It made such a loud noise, that both teams had to stop.
Coldplay went over to the aid of Stilts, who was stretch out along the far corner boards. He was lying on the ground, but to the astonishment of Coldplay there was no blood, or any marks on his body. Stilts got up on his own and stared right at the Bill the Kid and his posse.
"It looks like your 6-shooter is just as accurate as your one-timer. We're not afraid of your violent acts anymore Kid."
The game resumed back into overtime, it didn't take long before Stilts received a pass down the wing, and fired a shot high right to the blocker side for the game winner.
Billy the Kid displeased, pick up his belonging and called for his posse to round up and push off for the night.
Coldplay began to celebrate the goal of Stilts "When I ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuule the world"
Next scheduled game on Wed at 7pm
Tue Night Hockey at 7pm
Come on down to the Waterford Hockey fest this Tuesday at 7pm. We have the Montel, and his co-host Tyree playing goalie. Celebrate the joy of playing Hockey! 7pm start
Monday, October 12, 2009
Epic Waterford Elite League Battle
Sunday night had only elite league players in the mix, with Steve Arena making a triumph return to Waterford Hockey. It also saw a career milestone accomplished by heroic goaltender Gang Green, who recorded his 1,000 save.
It had the turd Boytanio team comprised of Matt Arena, Montel, and Ed as their goaltender. While the toilet paper white team had Steve Arena, Stilts, The Chief Editor, and Gang Green as their goalie.
The best of 7 series was so intense that it had to be shorten to a best of 5. Team Turd captain Boytanio showcase his intensity by cross-checking Steve Arena into the net on a breakaway. Steve Arena was asked about that play after the game
"I was going full speed to the net down the wing. Next thing I know a huge Turd gets caught in my skates, and I go tumbling down into the net. That Boytanio smells, and is a nuisance on the rink."
Steve Arena was awarded a penalty shot, but was stoned cold blank by Ed.
Gang Green the white toilet paper team goaltender was rather sharp in his first appearance in about a month. He controlled his rebounds, and took care of the Montel traffic in front of his net. Gang Green commented on his sharp focus
"Before the game, I wipe my ass with a photo of Boytanio to get myself mentally prepared. "
The game was cut short due to the inadequate lighting system at the Waterford Facilities, the white toilet paper team was awarded the victory with a 3-2 lead in game 5.
Monday's game is canceled due to high levels of Bag activity on the Bag-O meter.
It had the turd Boytanio team comprised of Matt Arena, Montel, and Ed as their goaltender. While the toilet paper white team had Steve Arena, Stilts, The Chief Editor, and Gang Green as their goalie.
The best of 7 series was so intense that it had to be shorten to a best of 5. Team Turd captain Boytanio showcase his intensity by cross-checking Steve Arena into the net on a breakaway. Steve Arena was asked about that play after the game
"I was going full speed to the net down the wing. Next thing I know a huge Turd gets caught in my skates, and I go tumbling down into the net. That Boytanio smells, and is a nuisance on the rink."
Steve Arena was awarded a penalty shot, but was stoned cold blank by Ed.
Gang Green the white toilet paper team goaltender was rather sharp in his first appearance in about a month. He controlled his rebounds, and took care of the Montel traffic in front of his net. Gang Green commented on his sharp focus
"Before the game, I wipe my ass with a photo of Boytanio to get myself mentally prepared. "
The game was cut short due to the inadequate lighting system at the Waterford Facilities, the white toilet paper team was awarded the victory with a 3-2 lead in game 5.
Monday's game is canceled due to high levels of Bag activity on the Bag-O meter.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Rain-out for Sat
Due to steady rainfall, Saturday's game has been canceled for this week. The Googily Weather Center has confirmed showers in the Waterford area until 3:45pm. This wet conditions has made the surface unplayable to normal skaters.
Players Union Representative Mr. Robo Legs has issued this statement "Its in the best interest of our Waterford Players to stay home and not skate on the wet surface. Roller skates are not intended to skate in slippery conditions, and may cause serious injury."
"However I would recommend everyone to purchase a pair of hydrorobotic inlines, that my team at Robolegs incorporated have developed. This skates have the ability to float over wet surfaces, and glide like a hovercraft in heights up to 3ft of water. Also a nice feature is the wireless remote control system, that attaches inside of your hockey gloves, so you can manually control your hydro functions. So lets say your on a breakaway and you want to deke out the goalie. Just press the hydro button on your wireless remote and you can distract the goaltender by hovering off the ground and score a spectacular goal."
Next schedule game time would be Monday at 7pm, but I'm willing to play on Sunday if anybody is interested.
The Chief Editor
Players Union Representative Mr. Robo Legs has issued this statement "Its in the best interest of our Waterford Players to stay home and not skate on the wet surface. Roller skates are not intended to skate in slippery conditions, and may cause serious injury."
"However I would recommend everyone to purchase a pair of hydrorobotic inlines, that my team at Robolegs incorporated have developed. This skates have the ability to float over wet surfaces, and glide like a hovercraft in heights up to 3ft of water. Also a nice feature is the wireless remote control system, that attaches inside of your hockey gloves, so you can manually control your hydro functions. So lets say your on a breakaway and you want to deke out the goalie. Just press the hydro button on your wireless remote and you can distract the goaltender by hovering off the ground and score a spectacular goal."
Next schedule game time would be Monday at 7pm, but I'm willing to play on Sunday if anybody is interested.
The Chief Editor
Friday, October 9, 2009
Game Time Moved to 2pm on Sat
Saturday's Game time is now at 2pm. I'm going to an IROC car convention with Evil Mogilny,who is sacrificing a live goat in front of his demonic followers.
So I can only play till 5pm.
So I can only play till 5pm.
Sat at 4pm
So far it looks like a pretty good turnout for this Saturday. The following people have confirmed Montel, Coldplay, Ed(Goalie), Super Valentino(maybe both will show and we'll have the rainbow cup), Hayes (bringing 2 other guys).
Still waiting on Boytanio, Gang Green, and Matt Arena
The Googily Weather Center is calling for some showers in the AM, and possible showers in the evening. Stay Connected for Game Time weather updates
Still waiting on Boytanio, Gang Green, and Matt Arena
The Googily Weather Center is calling for some showers in the AM, and possible showers in the evening. Stay Connected for Game Time weather updates
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Bagitous
Its that time of the year again when the BAGs come and intrude on Thursday Night Hockey. It has caused the usual Waterford Faithful to evacuate the premises and all is left is the chief editor and Montel with a bunch of obnoxious BAGs. So we need to reorganize the faithful and hit the BAG storm head-on. The General Gang Green; stop punching that Boytanio action doll. Arena; stop spooning with Boytanio. Boytanio; stop sneaking around people's houses and power that rickshaw to the Waterford Hockey Rink.
We're playing this Saturday at 4pm, we have an aboundance of oragne slices from an orange chicken recipe atempted by Boytanio on his last episode. So if you can make it out this Sat you'll be replensed with thirst quenching orange slices.
The Chief Editor
We're playing this Saturday at 4pm, we have an aboundance of oragne slices from an orange chicken recipe atempted by Boytanio on his last episode. So if you can make it out this Sat you'll be replensed with thirst quenching orange slices.
The Chief Editor
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