With the absence of the new sheriff of Waterford County Stilts, it was open range for all outlaws and BAGs at the Waterford Hockey grounds on Monday Night. Billy the Kid took advantage of this opportunity and called his posses to loot the Waterford Faithful players.
"Alright Boys, lets make a ruckus of this hockey rink." The Kid proclaimed
Right before face-off a transaction between the two teams was made. Bill the Kid was traded with a barrel of barley for the rights of Scores A-lot. The Chief Editor's squad made the transaction because they really needed some barley to feed his horses who were famished from an incident with a French Clown and a Woodshop teacher. So he had to give away his greatest asset the 1 player in the Waterford hockey league, for a barrel of barley and an above average player of Billy the Kid.
At first the Chief Editor's looked like a genius, his team easily won game1 with a shoutout victory, Billy the Kid contributed in both ends with a goal and numerous defensive stops. His horses were merely enjoying the fresh barely in their feeders, and were starting to regain their strength.
In game2 they were ahead 1-0 and were looking to put the team up 2-0 in the series. Then Scores A lot stepped onto the rink, and it was beginning of a very long night for the Chief Editor.
Scores A lot toyed with his opponent stick handling around Boytanio, like he was a marching band member without an instrument. He than used his speed around the Chief Editor, Peja, and anyone else who lunged at his prowess speed through the neutral zone. In about 20mins The Chief Editor's team went from a 1-0 lead in the series, to a 4-1 series defeat at the hands of this talented hockey god.
The Chief Editor didn't handle the defeat with grace and look to his teammates for answers.
"What happen guys? We were dominating in the first game and than it all fell apart when Scores A Lot stepped on the rink. We had Scores A Lot on our team and we traded him for practically nothing. Well I did get a barrel of barley to feed my horses so it wasn't a total lost. But still why did we trade Scores A Lot? Like I would of been happy if we got some talent in return, at least somebody that knew how to shoot, or could skate . We got practically nothing in return"
Billy the Kid wasn't the least amused by The Chief Editor's comments, he didn't hesitate to reach for his six shooter, and justify his feelings
"You're a Dick"
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