Epic Waterford Elite League Battle

Sunday night had only elite league players in the mix, with Steve Arena making a triumph return to Waterford Hockey. It also saw a career milestone accomplished by heroic goaltender Gang Green, who recorded his 1,000 save.

It had the turd Boytanio team comprised of Matt Arena, Montel, and Ed as their goaltender. While the toilet paper white team had Steve Arena, Stilts, The Chief Editor, and Gang Green as their goalie.

The best of 7 series was so intense that it had to be shorten to a best of 5. Team Turd captain Boytanio showcase his intensity by cross-checking Steve Arena into the net on a breakaway. Steve Arena was asked about that play after the game

"I was going full speed to the net down the wing. Next thing I know a huge Turd gets caught in my skates, and I go tumbling down into the net. That Boytanio smells, and is a nuisance on the rink."

Steve Arena was awarded a penalty shot, but was stoned cold blank by Ed.

Gang Green the white toilet paper team goaltender was rather sharp in his first appearance in about a month. He controlled his rebounds, and took care of the Montel traffic in front of his net. Gang Green commented on his sharp focus

"Before the game, I wipe my ass with a photo of Boytanio to get myself mentally prepared. "

The game was cut short due to the inadequate lighting system at the Waterford Facilities, the white toilet paper team was awarded the victory with a 3-2 lead in game 5.

Monday's game is canceled due to high levels of Bag activity on the Bag-O meter.