From the Heavens came Stilts

It was a windy and chilly Tuesday Night at the Waterford Gardens. The Bag-o Meter was showing rather low activity for the evening. It may have been caused by a clearance of John Deer apparel at the local K-Mart.

To the privilege few who attended it was a full court game with 2 goalies. Billy the Kid brought his posse into town looking to score some goals, and any booze he could get his hands on.

But unfortunately for the Kid, a new sheriff had arrived and he went by the name of Stilts. "Billy I know your used to bulling around these poor folks around here, but we're not going to take this crap. So pack up your horses and get on your way."

Billy the Kid wasn't the least amused "I have the fastest shot in the East, and I'm not going to be pushed around by some 8ft giant. Lets settle the score on the courts."

The courageous Stilts pick up his gloves and stick and proceeded to line up for the faceoff. Once the ball was dropped it was game on.

Billy the Kid was repeatedly set up in slot, but the passes were interrupted by Stilts long reach. The Kid was getting frustrated.

"Darn gone it. That Robotic Half Man can't make a pass to save his life. This fellow by the name of Coldplay is rather a feverish young man. I don't understand why he is dressed like a fool with such a handsome full beard. He skates like a mule with a hindered leg."

Stilts showed his poised and leadership by playing well in both ends. He amazed the Kid by his pinpoint accuracy and speed. With his team trailing in the series Stilts roof a wrap-around shot that motivated his team.

The series went into overtime and the Kid had to rattle the young super star. So as the ball went into the corner boards, Billy cocked his 6-shooter and fired at Stilts. It made such a loud noise, that both teams had to stop.

Coldplay went over to the aid of Stilts, who was stretch out along the far corner boards. He was lying on the ground, but to the astonishment of Coldplay there was no blood, or any marks on his body. Stilts got up on his own and stared right at the Bill the Kid and his posse.

"It looks like your 6-shooter is just as accurate as your one-timer. We're not afraid of your violent acts anymore Kid."

The game resumed back into overtime, it didn't take long before Stilts received a pass down the wing, and fired a shot high right to the blocker side for the game winner.

Billy the Kid displeased, pick up his belonging and called for his posse to round up and push off for the night.

Coldplay began to celebrate the goal of Stilts "When I ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuule the world"

Next scheduled game on Wed at 7pm