Dan Greenoff "So Mr.Stilts, my first question is why are you so happy and joyful today?"
Stilts "I've been having so much fun playing hockey at the Waterford Gardens. Ever since the BAGs got up and left, it has been such a treat to play hockey at Waterford again."
Dan Greenoff "I gather your not a fan of the BAGS?"
Stilts "Hell no. "Those loud mouth, garbage eating, and turd smelling a-holes can stay home for all I care. "
Dan Greenoff "Were you part of the Anit-BAG movement?"
Stilts "Yes. I don't care for the BAGS. If anyone has played with the them, you would understand their total disregard for the game of hockey, and their Jersey Shore like attitude."
Dan Greenoff "Did you take any action of exterminating the BAG movement?"
Stilts "Well, I tried to call pest control numerous times, but they didn't answer. So I paid Gang Green to defecate in the thug out BAG express car. Needless to say they weren't too happy to find a large poo on their 16' inch spoiler."
Dan Greenoff "Moving on. What are feelings about the recent collapse of the Waterford Whalers organization?"
Stilts "I'm very sadden about the Whalers demise. I was really looking forward to another season of Montel's explosive offense."
Dan Greenoff "Sources close to Montel, have speculated that Montel has purchase a digital timer to calculate all the playing time he is not getting."
Stilts "I could see Montel doing that. But, when your the greatest forward off all-time in Whalers history, wouldn't you want to play every dire moment in your lifetime."
Dan Greenoff "So whats ahead for Stilts?"
Stilts " I plan to continue playing at the Waterford Gardens in the summer time. I look forward to the summer Sea Isle trip this year. I've never been, but heard great things. Also I'm going to sign with the Arena Lovebugs, the new franchise based out of the car Arena. So I have a lot of things on the horizon"
Waterford Hockey will be back this Thursday at 7pm. And weekend games on Sat at 7pm and possible Sunday night.
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