Up and coming superstar Dean the Wizard, suffered a major concussion on Monday night. Local thug/goon Chip Douglass delivered the booming hit.
Dean was on the fore-check in the opposing offensive zone. Chip Douglass know for his explosive speed, took a pass in his own defensive zone, and proceeded without caution. The two collided head on, with Dean the Wizard taking the brunt end of the collision. The Wizard smashed his head against the Waterford uneven pavement, and was immediately carried off for medical evaluation.
League officials has ruled no suspension in the incident, and has deemed it an accidental occurrence. The following is a statement about the skirmish.
"We are very sadden with the injury of Dean the Wizard. He had real promise in the Waterford Hockey League. This latest episode will surely set back the Wizard's player development. Latest update is a grade 1 concussion, and a broken thumb. We are very sadden about the Wizard's injury, and will investigate further ways to prevent future incidents."
Scores A lot (The Wizard's Mentor) had some heartfelt words
"My S Little as I liked to call him, will rebound from this latest escapade. I've manage to purchase a recovery potion, that heals brain swelling. Once the wizard drinks the potion, he should be relieved of any extraneous concussion side effects. I look forward to seeing the Wizard back in action very soon."
watch last night's highlights on youtube, courteous of Mr. Videobobo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ08mKlTn6I
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