"Wet Hot...Wet Hot...Wet Hot....Wet Hot....Wet Hot...." were the thunderous chants from the Waterford Hockey bleachers last night.
Dave Lang, (scene in the photo above kissing a bag of Synder's of Hanover Mini Pretzels) debut his first game in net. He had some precautionary words, for his fellow teammates before the game.
"Guys, I just want to tell everyone that I'm having a hard time catching things in my glove. So I'm going to use my catching glove as an additional blocker. Be prepare for rebounds going to my right side of the net, as I'm having a difficult time catching balls. Also the chest and arm protectors, are really small so if you hear me yell at the top of my lungs, it means that I was hit in an unprotected area. I have only one request.
That you douse me with water, every time I make a save. You see I spit fire. And when a shot hits me, I have a fire convulsion that erupts out of my mouth. So if you see my American Bandanna on fire. Its ok. Just use the water bucket to tame it out."
Wet Hot. The All American Goaltender showcased a clinic on goaltending last night. His reactions were quick, his positioning was correct, his rebounds went into the far right corner, and his opponent had only the sky to look up at in shame.
Robo was baffled at the quality of Wet Hot. The All American Goaltender.
"Every time I get a scoring opportunity, my internal circuitry goes haywire. Even with my new NASA approved anti-gravity skates, nothing is working properly. Its like Wet Hot, has an superior force-field hovering around his goalie crease."
The opponents were so frustrated, that A1 Steak Sauce tipped over and cause a massive Steak Sauce spill, that could be detected by NASA Satellite photos.
The fans covered in A-1 steak sauce, chanted "Wet Hot...Wet Hot..Wet Hot...Wet Hot...Wet Hot....Wet Hot...Wet Hot...Wet Hot... Wet Hot..."
A new Goaltender legend has emerged.
awesome
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