Saturday, April 3, 2010

Gang Green Dominates the World


In the second game, of the Waterford Home and Home series this week, Gang Green took the lone spotlight with his spectacular performance.  He faced 67 shots while only giving up 5 goals in his heroic effort.  His signature save of the night was a dramatic toe save on Montel's breakaway.

Montel took a breakout pass from Mr.Robo, and deke Chip Douglass out of his skates on defense.  It was just Gang Green who stood in the way of a highlight reel Montel goal.  The ball was dragged off the rugged Waterford Hockey surface onto Montel's blade.  He move left, than right.  Gang Green was flopping around trying to determine which way Montel was going.  Finally the ball was flipped off of Montel's skate and batted in mid-air.  Gang Green turned in the wrong direction, kicked his legs in the air, and deflected the ball with his toe.

The Waterford Crowd went into a frenzy, screaming and throwing free banana bread vouchers onto the playing surface. 

Gene(new Waterford Icon) had a very interesting perspective about the save.
 "I had a hard time coming back on defense to help-out my goaltender Gang Green.  You see I've been going through a wheel crisis at the moment, and only have one wheel on each skate.  Its tough times for Gene, nobody wants to hire a middle age Vietnam Vet, that has a liking to humping fridges.  What went wrong in this country that a grown man, can't hump a large cooling electrical machine.  Its the only thing that keeps me going anymore.  Now can you excuse me, I have to put mud on my ass."

Waterford Faithful Brigade will take its show on the road Sat evening in Berlin at 7pm.  For further details please call A1 Steak Sauce.

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