Magoo Enlists in the Army

Mr. Magoo training for the Army

Wednesday marked the final appearance of Mr. Magoo at the Waterford Gardens.  It has been a long journey for a man who was a regular goaltender fixture.  Mr. Magoo had three successful videos, "Magoo Rap, History Will be Made, and Sea Isle."  He was also featured it other History Will be Made Videos, and Waterford Hockey Highlights.

Magoo was also the center of attention last summer, when he notoriously broke the lights, by unscrewing the button on the outside of the electrical unit.   Those lights have been disconnected thanks in large part to Mr. Magoo, and his disregard for button pushing devices.  "I thought I could unscrew the button and hot wire the hockey lights, to turn on."  Mr. Magoo's defensive response.

So, Magoo now done with destroying the Waterford Gardens night hockey, will enlist in our United States Army at the end of May.  His inability to read signs which say "Danger High Voltage! Stay Away! Caution Explosives in Area"  will do him justice in his new career.

The Waterford Hockey lights which are already disconnected are please to see the departure of Mr. Magoo.  "I'm still in shock, that a person would unscrew my button and try to cut my dangerous wires.  It was rather uncomfortable to have my button hanging unconventionally in my electrical box.  Next, time I will make sure my high voltage wires will electrocute him."

In typical Magoo fashion, the final game had Magoo lying down in his butterfly position and not trying at all.  He tormented the Double Agent who was upset with his own performance, by not killing his secret target objective. 

"I only come to the Waterford Gardens to complete a mission that my superiors have ordered me.  I can't go into details, but it has to do with a foreign enemy that has infuriated the safety of the Waterford civilians.  So, I go undercover as a commoner who doesn't know how to play hockey.  I play for both teams, and try to reveal information that will help my mission.  It doesn't help when Mr. Magoo sits on his ass and taunts me to score .  What a dick!  I'm not a professorial hockey player.  If I had clearance, I would of poisoned his water bottle with cyanide."

The final game had Magoo squeaking out a 5-4 ot victory over rival goaltender Gang Green. Coldplay scored the game winner on a missed shot off the boards. Magoo had nothing to say in the post game press conference, as he was rushed to leave with his ride Gang Green.

On the ride back Gang Green offered to give Magoo a ride home, but Magoo declined.  He insisted that he was going to be picked up by his Grand Uncle's mistress.  "I told Magoo I would take him home, but he wouldn't accept my offer.  So I went to use the restroom, and when I return I saw that Magoo started to suit up in his full goalie equipment.  He then said, "Ok, See yeah" walked out my door.  Ready to play another game of goal.   I was like "Dude, I'll take you home."  He refused siting that he needed to get in shape for the army by walking 5 miles in his goalie equipment.  That Mr. Magoo is a weird guy."

Mr. Magoo was last scene in full goalie equipment walking down Laurel Rd, in Voorhees.  It is not known if he ever made it home that night, but God Speed Magoo.  In your honor, the extended version of the Magoo rap will be released today.  Cause everyone needs a "Good Day"

Waterford Hockey returns on Sun at 5pm and pending weather conditions other game times throughout the week.