Their "BAG ways" were the result of a Robo Legs takedown, repeated with a two handed slash across the Robo arms. To sum it up '67 Flyers Sweatshirt had the comment of the night. "What is up with those guys"
And yes I ponder that question myself. What is wrong with the Bags. Let me start on page 1 of my 300page Anti-Bag manifesto.
But I don't feel I have to comment more on this situation. I'll have the Players Union Representive leader Robo Legs step up to the mic.
"Hello ladies and Gentlemen of the Waterford Hockey Community. It has come to my great attention of the recent BAG problem at the Waterford Hockey Rink. As the players union representative leader, I feel it is my duty to protect all players from the great BAG outbreak. If you see a BAG, please call your local animal or pest control services to exterminate the problem.
Let me first go over the first step of identify a BAG. If the particular person use the following pharses "Hey Smokey, Nigga Please, Yo Bro pass me the rock, I'm itching for a goal, and my hands are soo tired from picking all these cherries. Than you have a BAG. Also if you have a group of more than 3 people who show up with no goalies or not a volnteer to play goal they are BAGs. If you have someone who constantly complains, about not having 2goalies and will not play goal or not even make an attempt to find a goalie. Yes sir its a BAG. If you have someone that is offended by a coment and immediately tries to retaliate by talking vigorously about your mama. You guest it is a BAG.
I'm glad I went over the basics of identify a BAG. Lets keep Waterford a non-BAG community. So I hope these tips are helpful and put your local animal and pest control on speed dial in case you have a BAG confrontation."
Thank You, Mr. Robo Legs for that invaluable information.
Besides that BAG mess, Gang Green had a remarkable game in net. Porkchop was relentless on the for-check, and the AI-Montel feud is on hold at this moment.
Shhh....Hockey will be played Thursday Night at 6pm.
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