Spring has come early for Waterford Hockey. Saturday afternoon temperature reach the upper 50s, with a full crowd in attendance.
Star Goaltender Brian Boytanio made an unlikely apperance in net. His performance was rather mediocre allowing the Arena Brothers numerous goals between his legs. Master P phoned in live via satellite from an unknown location, made the following comment; "Boytanio stop spreading you legs wide open for the Arena Brothers. This is a family environment, nobody wants to see that."
Boytanio was a last minute replacement for Gang Green, who passed out alongside of the White Horse Pike, while attempting to bike from Voorhees. We luckily have a voicmail from our tragic Gang Green.
"Hi, its Gang Green. (very heavy breathing ) Its about 1230pm, and I'm near the Century Buffet across the PATCO High Speed Line in Lindenwold. I just wanted to call to reveal my new nicknames I came up with while riding my bicycle. Gang Bicycle, Gang Armstrong, Gang 12speed, Gang Saving the Environment, Gang low CO2 emissions, Gang No Gas, Gang Thick Thighs, Gang Marathon, Gang Tour De Force, Gang Handlebars, Gang Banana Seat, Gang Pedals, Gang Doing My part for a more Greener World, and Gang Sexy Caffs. Let me know what you think, and I'm not going to make it for hockey today. OK Bye"
Even without the presence of Gang Green in net, it was a remarkable day of hockey. Next schedule date will be Martin Luther King Day. A night game start time at 7pm. It will be the 11year anniversary of the infamous "War Machine Open Hockey Brawl". Come early and reenact "the kick" that cause such a riotous reaction 11 years ago.
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