Due to the altercations from the Montel Laser Light Show, Waterford Hockey is keeping a low profile from the arrested drunk driver. Hockey will be played on your local ponds, as seen in the picture above, of Alexander Mogilny attempting a hockey stop.
Shove those roller blades away, and brush off those ice skates for 2010 winter pond hockey. Today had 7skaters: Mogilny, Gee Smiley, Boytanio, Buzz Killington, and Arena. Not to mention the arrival of our first international participant Max who flew in from Russia for the event.
It was a grueling contest of 4-3 pond hockey, with a orange street cone as the goaltender. The rules were takebacks, than to score a goal someone had to shoot the puck inside the turnover cone.
Buzz Killington was in his truest form, as a pond hockey beast. He was rather upset about the recent Health Care Bill that was being pass in Congress. He used his angry by believing the black puck was President Obama's head to score goals
Boytanio looked a little rusty from his figure skating days in "88. His skating wasn't up to par, but his defensive position was top notch. He had a little heated debate with Buzz Killington about the Health Care benefits in Canada.
"Canada isn't as great as they make it out to be. I know I've been Buzz Killing in the Canadian Mountains, and it wasn't total crap of what kind of Health Care they have. Like you have to wait really long to see a Doctor, and plus they speak French the entire time. How I'm suppose to tell the Doctor I have a tore ACL, if they speak that WE WE Froggy shit." Buzz Killington remarked
"How do you know Killington? Have you ever been to Canada yourself ? Boytanio asked
"No, but my Uncle is a CFO for one of the major health care companies here. And he was telling me that the United States of America has the greatest health care plan in the World." Buzz Killington answered
"That doesn't make any sense. It sounds like your Uncle is feeding you a bunch of propaganda, because he works for the health care companies." Boytanio replied
"No that isn't true Boytanio. If you don't like it. You can get ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!" Buzz Killington grunted
So Boytanio realizing he wasn't getting anywhere in this conversation, didn't bother to comment anymore about the sensitive subject of Health Care. It was too nice of a day to be arguing.
The sun was shining to add warmth to the frigid temperatures. The ice was crisp and solid. The air was cold, that with every skating stride you had to catch your breath. The puck was gliding across a clean sheet of ice. The backdrop in the distance of pine trees was surreal. It was a day of pond hockey.
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