Das ist War Machine

Chef Rosco Gang Green handed out his holiday cookies, for all Waterford faithful last night.  He put together Green inspired ingredients from all over the world to make delightful cookie flavors like: Broccoli Mint Chocolate Chip, Spinach Oatmeal, Celery Almond, and the fan favorite of Cabbage Sugar Onion.  Master P was very pleased with the selection of cookies

"That Gang Green really knows how to bake some holiday treats.  I was contemplating going to Baja Fresh before the game and get the Carnitas Spicy Burrito.  They really make such succulent pork.  It is really moist, and it just melts in your mouth.  But the Cabbage Sugar Onion cookie Gang Green made was magnificent. It had such great flavors.  The cooked cabbage really complemented the sweet taste of onion and sugar.  Hats off to the chef Rosco Gang Green, I thought he only knew how to eat french fried potatoes. "

Gang Green wishing for french fried potatoes 

 

 

 In the game action Waterford Faithful Legacy War Machine made a triumph return to the Waterford Gardens.  He brought a physical presence that was sorely missed in his absence.  Also Tom Unangst return from his military action in Iraq.  Tom brought a gritty forecheck, and helped set up Mr. Magoo on numerous occasions. 

Tom with great wisdom, was stoic about his return to the Waterford Gardens  "It feels good to be back, but I wish Mr. Magoo would stop running into his own players.  Like how many times do I have to yell at him, that I'm on his team, and could you stop hacking at my shins."

The Goaltending match-up of the anticipated Cabbage vs Gang Green took a two week hiatus from its previous scheduled date.  Cabbage had brought his luck rabbit's foot, a four leaf clover, a bowl of Luck Charms, and drank a gallon of  virgin Goats milk from Mount Kilimanjaro before the game.  Sounds of the post and crossbar were a plenty.  It seemed as though Cabbage wanted to toy with the opponent by luring them in to an open shot, and allowing them to disgracefully hit the bar. 

"I can barley see the ball as its being shot.  But I like to bounce around the crease like a frog trying to cross the street.  Its my Frogger style of goaltending.  To slowly make my way from post to post, I hop and jump like a frog dodging incoming traffic."  Cabbage Patch commented

Other highlights were a fireworks extravaganza intermission, with War Machine blasting death metal and shooting off bottle rockets.   "This is better than the Fourth of July" a glowing eyed AI remarked.

A1 redirected a shot of his bottom bottle testicles for an unbelievable goal.  A1 cried in pain, and laugh as his testes scored the goal of the year.  "Those testicles of yous A1 has a harder shot than your slapshot!"  A fan from the upper level shouted.

Waterford Hockey returns today at 7pm for the finale of the holiday double header.  Coldplay, Valentino, and Tyler plan to attend.  Make your RSVP early and come out to the Waterford Gardens for more holiday cheer and joy.