Thursday, December 23, 2010

Gang Green Runs off with the Pizza



The closing ceremonies of the first annual Holiday Bash classic, concluded with leftover fireworks from the War Machine  intermission spectacular the previous night.  As the cold dark sky illuminated with vibrant colors by high powered explosives, tears of joy and a somber mood of happiness echo throughout the audience. 

It was the end of a very successful run of back to back games at the Waterford Gardens, with crowds of 13 skaters on Wednesday night, and 11 skaters on Thursday both with two goalies.  Gang Green had fulfilled his promised by baking cookies and saves in his goalie crease.  The hall of fame goaltender had an outstanding performance in the second half of the back to back series leading his team to a victory in 5 games.

As the remaining fireworks fired into the empty star light sky, a free give-away that was not announced to the Waterford Faithful was brought to attention.  "I forgot to give you guys the free pizza from the VSN party.  Gang Green was suppose to hand out slices to all, but he instead stash it away next to the low bargain merchandise deals in his trunk." The Chief Editor explained.

"That's not cool man.  Damn you Gang Green I was really craving some free pizza.  Now I have to go on Facebook and read about the sound mixer and WNBA New York Liberty merchandise you are trying to sell on Facebook.  Next thing you know he will be selling a half eaten slice of pizza for .45cents with a throwback Rebecca Lobo jersey. "  A disgruntle Master P commented

The box of pizza was autographed by Googily Gazette supported and Syracuse Crunch mascot look alike Tom Valentino.  "I wanted the Waterford Faithful to be feed by some pizza I stumble upon at the Christmas party at our company the VSN media global. As a partner of the Googily Gazette it is our duty to supply information about the Waterford Gardens, Weather Updates, and free pizza when available.  Now I gave a box of pizza  as a donation of good will to be shared to all Waterford Faithful members.  But apparently one starve craved member took the box for himself and ran off with it."

Whereabouts of the box of pizza was last scene in the passenger seat of 97' Black Saturn, on the Old White Horse Pike.  It is unknown if the rest of the slices were eaten, or thrown away.  A cash reward for anybody that has any information of the captive box of free pizza.  Please be aware of the appetite of the driver, that he may devour the rest of the slices. 

Here is a sketch drawing of the driver of that 97 Black Saturn.

Suspect robber of the free box of pizza     
Please be aware of the suspect ability to rip an excellent air guitar solo at any given moment. 

Waterford Hockey returns next week Tues, Wed, and Thurs.  Pond hockey also might be played on Sunday morning, or the morning of any of those days.  Stay connected to the Googily Gazette for more updates, and have a wonderful Kwanzaa. 

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