Marlton Road Trip

 

This should of been posted on Monday, but the Master P t-shirt launch tour was invading bars and residents all over South Jersey.

Also the Master P poll has re-open, so go ahead and vote on your favorite Master P moment.  March will be Master P month, so every week will be a different Master P moment post, and archival stories from the Googily Gazette vault.

Last Sunday, a few of the Waterford faithful, and a couple of BAGs took Waterford hockey to the streets of Marlton.

Gee Smiley could not attend, as he was in mourning of not be able to play at the Waterford Gardens.  He lit a single candle on the sand-trap to commemorate his suffering. 

Back to the game.  It was has to be the "Worse outdoor game ever played" Marlton lived up to its reputation.  Its a very nice rink, but has no character.  Its like taking out a very attractive girl out on a date, and finding out she sold her soul to Evil Mogilny.  Looks can be very deceiving. 

Gang Green looked very mediocre in net.  Quad Skates made the comment 

"Gang Green is off his game today.

Master P replied "This is his game"

A group of younger kids, were displeased with the pick-up game on their home-court.  They were waiting impatiently for a chance to play.  During one of the intermissions one of the kids began to throw snowballs on the rink.  

Gang Green yelled

"Stop throwing those snow balls."

One of the kids replied

"You can't do anything  to me I'm security

A BAG immediately remarked

"I'm going to butt-fuck your Mom"

The kids had nothing to say at that point.

So the "worse game ever" continue.  But the young pack of children decided to swarm in a group and lock on their enemy with the Green jersey.

Coldplay had a break-away on Gang Green, he deked left than right.  Gang Green focused on the shot, he was determine to make a miraculous save.  He was in his crouching tiger position, ready to pounce on the ball.  His sweat covered his face, but his eyes were tamed on the prize. 

The shot went high to the glove side. As he attempted to make the save. 

A flurry of snowballs came crashing down our a faithful goaltender.  He cried out in agony and pain.

"Arg........My toe!!!!"

The kids scream

"Stay away from my Mom"

Gang Green sprawled out on the Marlton rink.  He moaned and groaned.  

"Ahh.... I'm going to post this on my facebook status."

The kids ran away in the Marlton mud lot.  

Weekend Hockey looks very doubtful, with the current snow storm upon us.  Unless we have some volunteers to shovel.