Live via satellite here is Dan Greenoff from the Waterford Hockey Rink
"Hi this Dan Greenoff. As you can tell from the picture behind me the snow hasn't melted at the Waterford Gardens. A 2ft covering hasn't gone anywhere, and it looks very daunting to shovel. The Monday Night shovel off the rink party has been canceled, and it is recommended to pray, dance, boogie, or bust a move for an intensive rain shower.
Plus the Waterford Parking Authorities haven't yet plowed the park, so access is impossible. I flew here in the Googily Gazette Chopper, to obtain these photos. Also a pack of wild dogs have been living in the abandoned hockey rink. One of them tried to bite my microphone. I had to use my emergency can of bear mace to scare them away.
Our only other option is for someone to donate their snow plow, or snow machine to remove this heavy snow. Or we can rent out the Hammonton Roll Away on Thursday, for 2hrs. Or just play broom ball instead.
It looks like the dogs are forming a pack to attack my camera crew. This is Dan Greenoff for the Googily Gazette News."
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