Live from the Googily Weather Center here is Arnold Swill
"The second storm that is going to hit the Waterford Metropolitan Area, will hit later tonight around 8pm-9pm. We're are on the border of getting a significant amount of snow 12-18inches or a mere snowflake of 6-12 inches.
Please be advise to stay off the roads late tonight, onto Thursday morning. The schedule clean-up crew party for Thursday has been canceled. The 10day forecast shows no more snow or ice, but temperatures will be readly in the mid 30s, which will slow the melting of the remaining snow.
So be ready for a "Cluster Splatter" of diarrhea heading are way. Mother Nature just ate some Chimichangas , Buffalo Chicken Wings, Boiled Cabage Soup, The entire Indain Lunch Buffet, General Tso Chicken, A pork fried burrito supreme, and a gallon of Mountain Dew. Pepto Bismol and Tums won't handle this mess, so take it easy and bundle up for the shit feast.
I'm Arnold Swill, for the Googliy Gazette News team"
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