Sunday, February 7, 2010

Volunteer Clean Up Crew Called into Action


Hi this Dan Greenoff for the Googily Gazette news.  The Nor'easter predicted by our head meterologist Arnold Swill, has demolished Waterford Hockey into a Winter Freeze.  Total snow amounts was confirmed at 22 inches, at the Internatinal Waterford Airport.

Another Snow storm that will be bring moderate snow fall is expected to hit the area Tuesday night into Wednesday morning.  Arnold Swill will be bring you live Googily Weather Center updates prior to this storm.

Waterford Hockey officials have canceled play for the entire week, and urge volunteers to help out for the clean-up. 

Gang Green local hero and air guitar champion made the following statement. 
"Ok, Boys we're called into action here.  I want everyone to show up for the Volunteer Clean Up Party this Thursday at 6pm.  I want intensity!  Courage!   Fire!   Loyalty!   Strength!   Heroics!   Power!    Fight! Indestructibility! And groin thrusting flexibility!  It is our duty as the Waterford Faithful Brigade Regiment  to protect are dignity as men. Now jump onto your horses and free Waterford of its oppressive snow accumulation.     Charge!!!!!!!!    Oh, if anybody could give me a ride that would be awesome.  Like I would take the bus, but the outrageous fare of $2.30 is ridiculous.  And my bike got a flat peddling to the Banana Republic the other day.  So I'm going to need a ride."

Bring a shovel, snow blower, broom, or a ride for Gang Green this Thursday at 6pm.  Refreshments and cookies will be provided. 

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