Master P Saturday

Record crowds attended the first afternoon game of Master P Month.  The following guest list included; Coldplay, Billy the Kid, Eddie the Eagle, Gang Green, Boytanio, Matt Arena, Steve Arena Clone, Gee Smiley, A few Bags, Italian, Cabbage Patch, Evil Mogilny, Jeff Hand, Montel, AI, RJ, Mrs.RJ, Daniel Sedin, and of course the honoree himself of March, Master P.

Evil Mogilny's girlfriend's son, made a unique observation of all Saturday's guest.
"Why does everybody here have a sweet ass nickname"

Festivities included genuine snacks and refreshments eaten daily by Master P.  Everyone enjoyed a punchbowl of cocoa puffs, and Mountain Dew. 

Game action went into the early evening hours.  Highlights included Gee Smiley scratching his shoulders, and Coldplay being a bust as the number 1 overall pick of the Waterford hockey draft.

Montel left very quickly after the final whistle.  Media members didn't get a chance to talk to the goal scoring juggernaut.  He also left Gang Green hanging, without a ride home.

"Montel has to give out a cash loan."  Master P explained

 

Gang Green was furious that Montel had bailed on him, without notice.

"You think, a guy who sits in front of the net all day, would have the common courtesy to drive the goalie home.  You know he isn't tired.  Next time I will strike fear in Montel's eyes, by slashing his legs.  This is such bull!"

Young Italian also displayed his frustration about Montel

"That Montel guy, is such a big bully.  He dangles short term cash loans in front of you all day.  I came here to play hockey, not be haggled by cash loan promises.  I'm just 12years old, what I'm going to do with a cash loan."

So Gang Green had to made a ride arrangement with AI.  It seemed fair that AI would take Gang Green home, since he lives about 20 minutes from the Gang Green's residence.  Still furious about Montel leaving him hung-out to dry.  Gang Green expressed angry

"Like who just gets up and leaves without acknowledging anyone.  I don't see Montel playing goalie.  I only live 5 minutes away from Montel.  He knows I don't have a license, and can't figure out the public transportation system.  I don't understand why someone who drives me home everyday would just leave me here."

Gang Green turns in the direction of AI

"Luckily I have AI whom graciously volunteer to take me home.  Wait a minute did AI just leave."

AI took a page out of Montel's goodbye manners and bolted without notice.  

"What the fuck!"  Gang Green moaned

Master P consoled our beloved stranded goaltender

"I guess nobody wants to ride with Gang Green.  The bus station is only 3miles away.  You have legs, so start walking."

Gang Green dejected and lonesome had been tossed to the curb.  No friends, no companion, or not even a shoulder to cry on.  

Gee Smiley a terrific indivual he is, provided that shoulder to cry on.  

"Come on Green, I'll take you home."

Master P Saturday had concluded, but  Master P Month marches on.  

Sunday Night hockey at 7pm, and Monday Hockey at 7pm this week.

 

Its March and its Master P Month