These "riff raffs" purposely bent the board, so it would be an obstruction to the Waterford Playing Grounds. They also spilled motor oil around the sand trap, and took a dump in "Big Blues" mouth. The entire Waterford Facility is covered in water bottles, Cheeto bags, pizza boxes, broken sticks, beer bottles, and tv dinner containers.
Local authorities have threaten to shut down the lights.,and have no interest in helping the Waterford community .
"We have more important problems to handle in the Waterford Metropolitan area."
Master commented by adding
"This town has a serious problem with deer rape in the state forest."
Local humanitarian Brian Barlow, scene in the photo below. Repaired the broken board, with his electric saw, and screw gun.
At the moment the board is fixed, but the lingering trash is still scattered throughout the facility.
Gang Green was rather upset about the destruction of the rink, and had an important message to these "riff raffs"
"If I catch, anyone vandalizing the prestigious Waterford Gardens. I will not hesitate to use physical force, I learn in my 4hour Jiu Jitsu class. I will use the "Kansetsu Waza", which is a joint locking technique which applies pressure on the attackers joints, and body parts. These riff raffs will succumb to my muscular strength of tenacious take downs, and joint locking. Their entire body will be paralyze motionless in utter despair. Then I will strip their clothes off and create a fire with their littering debris as kindle. They will be naked with a weakening soul of confusion. This is just a warning. Don't lay a hand on our rink!"
Waterford Hockey will return next week Tuesday and Wednesday
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